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Joke of the Day

"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."

"Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially."

"For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up."

"How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"

"Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon? Because he was dead!"

"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"

"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."

"Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary? He was Haydn."

"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house? He's her ex-terminator"