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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it?"
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"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."
"You say potato and I say... Who are you and why are you saying potato to me?"
"I'd go to church if they had Wi-Fi."
"Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:"" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"" Mum: ""Just to make sure"""
"*walks into interview* Thanks for coming in today. I'm Mr. Maballsonya, but please call me Phil. *walks out of interview*"
"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"
"What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa."
"They canceled school and reminded everyone to ""Prepare for a blackout"" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening*"