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Joke of the Day
"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."
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"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."
"Mohammed Mo Problems"
"I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"
"Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee? Because she used #nofilter"
"How do you know someone went to Harvard? They tell you."
"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."
"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."
"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"My wife took me to the most amazing 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play."