180781

Joke of the Day

"What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes."

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."

"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."

"Kleptomaniac, frustrated Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke ""why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?"" He couldn't take a joke."

"What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!"

"[tour of zoo] kid: ""i think its a elephant"" me: ""are you giving the tour"" kid: me: ""anyway as i was saying this is the big snake face thing"""

"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"

"[consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokemon collection?"

"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."