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Joke of the Day

"What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes."

"Did you hear about the guy who tied to put his package into tried to put his package into the mail box? He thought it was a fe-mail box"

"A racist joke What's the difference between a sperm and a racist? A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being."

"What do you call a handful of gravel A palm-o-granite!"

"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"

"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."

"Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? "" Leave it, it's Beaver."""

"Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it's too late."

"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""

"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."