165939
Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac seats 5."
Next Joke
"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"
"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."
"What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire? She's Bright..."
"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."
"Why did the priest go to the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning."
"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."
"There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions! He lived just a stone throw away."
"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."
"My wife said she was leaving me because I'm too kinky I almost choked on her piss when I heard it."