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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust"
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"GOD: hey can I have one of your ribs Adam: what for GOD: uhh science project Adam: you hate science GOD: look do u wanna get laid or not"
"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"
"Two blondes at the movie:"" Pst, the guy next to me is masturbating!""says one ""just ignore him"" answers her friend. ""But I can't ! He's using my hand!""replies the first blonde"
"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"
"What should my wife & I fight about tonight? Maybe start with something new then segue into a classic?"
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the seeing eye dog."
"My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem."
"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."
"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"