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Joke of the Day

"X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup..."

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."

"What do you call Japanese people that fly planes? Pirates."

"If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting... ...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista."

"I heard you put your dick in peanut butter jar... That's fucking nuts"

"The Game You just lost the game"

"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."

"I know a guy who became a millionaire after marrying his wife Before that, he was a billionaire..."

"Some say Ambien and vodka make strange bedfellows. I say what a lovely pancake time machine, Madame President. Also, why am I a table?"

"What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not? Not even, homes"