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Joke of the Day
"So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO"
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"What do you call a gay Asian guy? Rice-a-Roni"
"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
"What's the worst game to give someone who has OCD and anxiety issues. Perfection."
"A Muslim, a Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it."
"Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black.. It's the color bananas go....."
"Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog."
"It's quiet...too quiet... Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? She had to buy a duet yourself kit... *-drops mic-* *-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*"
"My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month."
"What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common? If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years."