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Joke of the Day
"A Muslim, a Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it."
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"[OC] What did the blind plumber say? I cant see shit."
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"If you ever see a troll eat a fairy It's either time for rehab or you're on Reddit."
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"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."
"Not having any friends means I'm always the pretty one."
"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."