130032

Joke of the Day

"What's the worst game to give someone who has OCD and anxiety issues. Perfection."

"What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe."

"I understand that your heart is in the right place. Unfortunately, your head is up your ass, and I ain't goin in after it."

"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"

"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"

"I have a stepladder I never knew my real ladder"

"Uma Thurman's eyes are so wide apart...... she can accurately measure the distance to the moon using parallax."

"What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale."

"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"

"What do you call a horse that is on fire? Neighpalm"