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"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
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"Alternate Title for Interstellar [Spoiler] Ghost Dad"
"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? 'Meet Patty!'"
"What happens when Superman sees Superwoman? He becomes the Man of Steel"
"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."
"Jews don't recognise Jesus Protestants don't recognise the Pope Baptists don't recognise each other at the liquor store"
"[Snow White sees her doctor] Snow White: How bad is it, Doctor? Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot"
"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."