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Joke of the Day

"What do sluts shower them selves in? Cum........ I'm sorry a friend told me this and i thought it was so bad i needed to post it."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You don't know...? Oh.. Man, that's lame."

"How dumb do you have to be to fly right into my fucking face? This is why we shouldn't allow bees to text."

"""IT'S NOT A RACE, YOU GUYS!"" i yell from 6th place"

"Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish? He was into inflation."

"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"

"I climbed on a tree with a suitcase. My aim is to become a branch manager."

"Did you hear they're planting in a million trees throughout Harlem? In a city effort to improve public transportation."

"A poll was taken by 2,000 prostitutes asking if they would have sex with Ted Cruz. 91% said Never Again""."

"Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi."