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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they're planting in a million trees throughout Harlem? In a city effort to improve public transportation."

"Kopi Luwak is supposed to be the finest coffee in the world. I don't agree. Its still shit!"

"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable? Lettuce be grape friends."

"It's so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I'll go with that."

"Are your breast imported? Because they look like they're over C's"

"What kind of ideas do blind people get? Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."

"Cowboy . . . and no vet How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick? He was a little hoarse."

"What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door? A low-key person"

"Some people are like slinkies They don't do much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."