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Joke of the Day
"I climbed on a tree with a suitcase. My aim is to become a branch manager."
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"How many black people are needed to change a light bulb? One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops."
"""Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin."" -Eli Whitney"
"I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat"
"[Batman & Joker at a table in Arkham Asylum] Joker: Wanna know I got these Scars? *He gestures at his Lion King action figures* Batman: Ugh"
"17 ways to get rid of click bait This is not one of them."
"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."
"I'm writinig a book.... It's called *""""Pop goes the hamster"" and other great microwave games""*"
"On toilet in a stall playin TigerWoods on phone.eagled a par5.Crowd cheered.Pretty sure guy in the next stall thought I just took epic dump"
"Girl I like keeps putting me in the ""dad zone"" Good thing this weekend is Father's Day."