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Joke of the Day
"Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish? He was into inflation."
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"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
"How did Canada get its name? They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?"
"Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year? They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom."
"Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get"
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."
"Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you're nuts."
"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."
"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."
"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."