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Joke of the Day

"Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi."

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"You know what's wild, a person can die from complications from Alzheimer's. Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes."

"It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie."

"What is a feminists least favourite subject at school? Triggernometry."

"The ultimate aphrodisiac? Rohypnol ""An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire"" Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam"

"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."

"What does the blind man say when he passes the fish market? Good morning, ladies!"

"I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers."

"What concert costs 45 cents? Fifty Cent and Nickleback"