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Joke of the Day

"So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans."

"Knock knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are bad."

"Did you hear about the midget that got arrested for masturbating in public? They say that he had a short cumming!"

"""It doesn't say anywhere that you have to EAT them, you see,"" I explain to the Olive Garden waitress as my breadstick kingdom adds a library"

"Tighty-whities are like cheap hotels No ballroom."

"What is a guy with ED favorite saying? I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!"

"A couple of letters drove out to the desert and took all their clothes off. They were arrested by the sands sheriff."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."

"Pick up line for fat chicks ""Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet."""

"How many dicks do you have to suck before you know you're gay? Three, two for fun and one just to make sure."