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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? Twitter only allows 160 characters"
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"What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!"
"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."
"It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars."
"I've spent all day trying to convince people on Reddit I'm French. I give up."
"How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the ""Kids VS Cancer"" page."
"The Man-whisperer. My dog at 6am."
"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet"
"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"