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Joke of the Day

"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."

"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"

"Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell 2. OP 3."

"Deer nuts are cheap they're under a buck."

"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."

"I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I shit myself. I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia."

"How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."

"10 minutes into the work day and this subreddit is like the frozen section at the butcher shop. There are no fresh links."

"The key to comedy? Perfect del ivery"