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Joke of the Day
"Deer nuts are cheap they're under a buck."
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"I was born with blonde hair and blue eyes My parents named me Michael but I totally looked like a Ryan"
"What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer."
"I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""
"Body: I'm sooooooo tired Brain: WHAT IF DINOSAURS HAD ASSAULT RIFLES"
"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"
"PBS is starting a new children's show... for kids along the Mexican-American border. It's called Maquiladora the Explorer."
"My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."
"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? He is going to tell you."
"""So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"" ""We enjoy eating out and trying new food."" ""So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"""