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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."
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"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Dad, I'm over here."
"What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping."
"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."
"Water is the most precious drink Because without it we can't make coffee"
"Just had a food baby, but I'm not ready for that type of responsibility so I flushed it"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"
"9/10 people said they enjoyed gang rape"
"My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism. So I shot her."