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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."
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"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."
"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"
"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"
"If a woman says, ""all men think with their dicks"" Well... then blow my mind."
"Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean ""Liner"""
"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"
"I got a new cat from the inner city shelter. So far he seems fine, except for needing to go outside every hour for a cigarette."
"Why did u shoot ur wife ? Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week."
"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""