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Joke of the Day

"Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell 2. OP 3."

"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."

"We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel."

"How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."

"That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom."

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""

"SpaceX won't be drinking Champagne tonight. Every time they pop the cork it ends up back where it started..."

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"

"i'm really nervous about getting my girlfriend's pregnancy results back... and i'm not even the one who'll have to raise the baby alone!"

"My wife agreed to a threesome with two girls. She was inexplicably livid when I told her she was neither."