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Joke of the Day
"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."
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"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."
"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"
"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I"" Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an ""I"". Always put 'am' after an ""I"". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."
"Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes."
"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"
"My wife of 57 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her choose one, I can't do both."
"Fart tutor wanted, must have references"
"Once someone called an Indian man Asian. He did not get offended because you are dumb. India resides IN south Asia thus all Indians are Asian."