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Joke of the Day
"The key to comedy? Perfect del ivery"
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"I moisturize my hands with KY gel... ...that way everybody gets a warm welcome."
"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."
"If I work security at the Samsung store, does that make me a Guardian of the Galaxy?"
"*steps on Lego* *stumbles backwards and trips over more Legos* *throws all Legos away* *Grandparents buy more Legos for Christmas*"
"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"You can remove a book's appendix without any problem. But spinal damage is usually fatal."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."
"Thought it would be romantic to recreate the 12 Days of Christmas, but having 23 game birds indoors is actually a hellish nightmare."