206884
Joke of the Day
"What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life? A fish"
Next Joke
"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"
"Did you hear about the movie,""Constipation""? ...it never came out."
"It's kinda sad that Shakira's hips are our generation's George Washington."
"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""
"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."
"Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough."
"I love the F5 key... It's very refreshing."
"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."
"What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation? Where my dogs at?"