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Joke of the Day

"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."

"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."

"Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."

"Gift horse ""My gums are bleeding."" Dentist ""Well this is a professional dilemma..."""

"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron."

"Dad I'm gay *Dad rips newspaper* ""WHAT"" I like guys dad ""Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second"""

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."

"Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak..."