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Joke of the Day
"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."
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"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."
"What is the most awkward day in Harlem? Father's Day"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."
"*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs"
"A black father asks his son how his exam went But the visiting hours finished before he could answer."
"[Witness Protection Program] So the more ordinary, mundane your new name is, the easier it'll be to blend into your new- BUBBLENUTS McFUNKY!"
"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"
"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""
"I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day."