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Joke of the Day
"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere"
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"[Gone for an hour] Boss: Where have you been? Me: There was a new roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and I couldn't find the beginning."
"Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!"
"What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet? They're both off and running."
"What's the difference between a van and a minivan? A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids"
"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."
"What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches? A paracetamole!"
"""I think we should feel other people."" (Blind couple breaking up.)"
"A boring midget asked for advice picking up the ladies I said all you need to do is get a little personality"
"MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else."