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Joke of the Day
"What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster? Ouiiiiiiii!"
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"what did the emo say to the dull razor? Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it"
"I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like ""polar vortex"" to tell us that it is cold during winter..."
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.."
"Your mama so poor....... She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call."
"I hate w.hen my period comes early"
"When people say ""Let's not get off on the wrong foot here"", I reply ""Please don't get off on either of my feet""."
"I'm ready to be a dad. Of that, I'm sure. Wife: are you certain? Sure: yes."