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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents? Juana Sum Peeksa."
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"What did Hitler tell his wife on Valentines Day? Be Mein"
"An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil... Curious, he walks over and asks, ""What you got there?"" ""Not sure"", replies the fellow, ""But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"""
"Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass."
"30 people walk into a bar This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen"
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"
"Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids."
"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."
"Why was the beaver mad because no one came to his damn party."
"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""