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Joke of the Day

"Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids."

"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."

"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."

"Did you hear the joke about a feminist? That isn't funny."

"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."

"Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns Trump says - I'll email them to you."

"Shakespear's hip hop stage name Will.i.ambicpentameter"

"What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs"

"So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised..."

"On my way to the mall yesterday I passed the Big & Tall Men's clothing store. Outside the store a troop of Girl Scouts were selling cookies. I guess it really is location, location, location..."