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Joke of the Day

"Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass."

"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"

"Brings sexy back. Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees."

"WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.. U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*"

"Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the ""Other Side""."

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"

"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."

"How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish? He yelled, ""A u, fish!"""

"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."