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Joke of the Day

"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""

"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."

"Is that placebo working for you? Well, now that you mention it, no."

"Yo momma so fat, ...she can't even be emotionally carried away."

"[at aquarium] That's a lot of octopussys to have in a tank. ""Octopi"" Oh sorry...that's a lot of octopussys to occupy a tank."

"I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time... I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch"

"Can a dinosaur tell a joke? You bet jur-ass-ic can!"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."

"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."