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Joke of the Day

"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger... at least one of them anyway."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large tits? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"

"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."

"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"

"There's a metal band that plays while on soapy water. Slipknot"

"My wife told me to go out and come back with something that made her look sexy. I came back drunk."

"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."

"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"