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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler tell his wife on Valentines Day? Be Mein"
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"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."
"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."
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"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""
"If there's a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf."
"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"
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