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Joke of the Day
"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."
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"Doc, I can't stop singing... ""Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'."" He said: ""That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" I asked. He replied, ""It's not unusual."""
"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick."
"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"
"Wanna hear a joke? 6to5"
"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."
"How do you take a Mexican family portrait? Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light."
"What's Trump's favorite place to shop? *Wall-Mart* ^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning"
"I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races I just love getting off to a good start"