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Joke of the Day

"I heard there is a new dating app for paedophiles Kinder is due to be released shortly!"

"CLEVELAND: We want a championship. DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans. CLE: ...Fine. DEVIL: Trump's the guy. CLE: We want 2."

"Short story about HYGIENE Hi, Eugene. Please be kind. First post here. ;)"

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"How did Link win the basketball game for his team? He used the Hookshot!"

"me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name"

"Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star"

"I just sold some Viagra to a guy who thought it was Adderall. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."

"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."

"What do buffalo do when they get sick? They Yak"