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"Short story about HYGIENE Hi, Eugene. Please be kind. First post here. ;)"
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"""It's always Russia somewhere"" I whisper to my 4th shot of morning vodka."
"What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos."
"""I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."" - Dogs"
"My paper rips a lot It's tearrible paper."
"Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise."
"So a blonde rips a particularly fragrant fart Some buddy says ""k there, that smells like **diarrhea**!"" Blonde replies ""Oh, well that's funny because I don't remember eating diarrhea."""
"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"
"What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback"
"She texted me, ""your adorable."" I replied, ""No, YOU'RE adorable."" Now she's stalking me and all I did was point out her typo."