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Joke of the Day
"What do buffalo do when they get sick? They Yak"
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"I want to glisten like a Budweiser beer and attract men, but here I am sweating casually for no one."
"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."
"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"
"Him: You hang up first. Me: *click"
"Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!"
"Wouldn't it have made more sense if Al Gore claimed he invented the Algorithm?"
"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."
"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"
"[HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't ""contract"" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it"