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Joke of the Day
"How did Link win the basketball game for his team? He used the Hookshot!"
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"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"
"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."
"Judge: *whispering* pls stop introducing yourself like this just because u work in my chambers it doesn't m- Me: YES HI IM HIS CHAMBERMAID"
"Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented."
"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."
"""Tell me"" said the hiker to the local farmer ""will this pathway take me to the main road?"" ""No sir"" replied the farmer ""you'll have to go by yourself!"""
"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"