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Joke of the Day

"How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris? *All of it.* *All of the wood.*"

"Knock knock Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? Obesity is not a joke it's a wake-up call."

"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"

"Barber pointed out my new gray hairs and said I looked refined. I hope someone tells him the key marks on his car looks like racing stripes."

"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"

"You know who are the best pussy magnets? Gynecologists.."

"What's a businessman's favourite dessert? Profiteroles!"

"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."

"I'm not feeling very well today, I have constipation But I couldn't give a shit"

"If my grandmother was on Twitter, I bet most of her tweets would be about raisins."