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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? Obesity is not a joke it's a wake-up call."
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"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to talk about how Neil Peart could've done it better."
"Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success"
"what room zombies and vampires can't enter? the living room."
"There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove."
"When do you care for a man's company? ""When he owns it."""
"How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant? She's wearing a sash that says Idaho."
"What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)"
"What's the leading cause of death among wizards? Staff infection"
"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"