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Joke of the Day

"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."

"Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems."

"Why can't Bane play baseball? He always breaks the bat."

"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."

"What caused The Black Death? The police."

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

"The doctors all doubted me. They all thought I couldn't do it. They said I couldn't fight them all at once and well, they were 100% right"

"I think winning the war on drugs is impossible. I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs."