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Joke of the Day

"A german walks into a bar and orders one martini. The bartender asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies ""No, one you dumbass!"""

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""

"The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal"

"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"

"Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine? He had nothing left to chauffeur it."

"FUN PRANK: tweet ""going hang gliding!!!!"" then don't tweet again for 12 years"

"watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college"

"How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"My wife said she wanted to die naturally. So I shot her and she died, naturally."

"I got a bootleg copy of ""Alien vs Predator"" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!"