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Joke of the Day
"I got a bootleg copy of ""Alien vs Predator"" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!"
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"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."
"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note. I can't carry a tune."
"""Hello Kitty"" should have been a brand of condoms..."
"""Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?"" ""Can't. Scared."" ""Of the water?"" ""No. Palindromes."""
"What is a 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a period."
"Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee"
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking in a house fire."
"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."
"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."