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Joke of the Day
"The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal"
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"Morbidlly obese preteens at the nail salon are what's wrong with America."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jokes."
"why was the chicken population so large? because it grew **eggs**ponentially"
"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."
"When Kelis sang about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard... ...do you suppose she was referring to her dairy-ere?"
"What does God have in common with Black Fathers?"
"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"
"My neighbor is constantly whining about her small breasts. I think she's being a little too melondramatic"
"*smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*"