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Joke of the Day

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""

"The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow. Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever"

"Michael Brown, Freddie Gray... The police really don't like colored people."

"They say drugs will hurt your long term memory but I kind of take pride in needing to Google the proper spelling of ""Bieber"" every damn time"

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"

"I called out my wife's name during sex and she walked in to see what I needed. Won't do that again."

"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"

"What do you call a midnight run to get ecstasy? A nocturnal E-mission!!! I came up with this a few years ago and thought I should share with the masses:)"

"What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? A bronto-sore-ass"

"Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face."