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Joke of the Day

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""

"I tried to catch some fog... I mist."

"Whale dad joke 'Dad, where did I come from?' 'From my penis' 'Oh...thanks.' 'You're whalecum.'"

"Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken"

"Did you hear the one about Phillip Hughes? He was the first Australian to die of a bowler."

"What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"

"I could never be a detective. I can't even solve equations, let alone crimes."

"Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence? He had no prior convictions."

"Well, that didn't work. Anybody need 1000 custom candy hearts saying ""Threesome?"""

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff ba dum tsssshhh"