202014
Joke of the Day
"FUN PRANK: tweet ""going hang gliding!!!!"" then don't tweet again for 12 years"
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"An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school."
"According to the Bible, what's Noah's favorite fruit? Pears."
"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"Why did the comedian mermaid die ? Because it had a dry sense of humor ."
"Can fish get high on seaweed?"
"Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store They each got six months"
"My Grandpa said,... ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."
"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."