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Joke of the Day

"Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride my bike My dad was behind me the whole way."

"LPT: Masturbate before texting your Ex. It'll make you cum to your senses."

"Religion is like a nude pic If it ends up on the internet you're entering a world of criticism "

"Dear insane self-destructive people, thanks for music and art."

"How can you tell the Indians were here in America first? They had reservations."

"My favorite tree died earlier. Now I have mourning wood."

"May I buy half a rabbit? No we don't split hares!"

"What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down."

"Have you heard about that new therapy they're using in Japan? Soy lattes up the rectum. It's supposed to have amazing health benefits. Enemame."

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."