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Joke of the Day

"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"

"Doc Says: I got bad news and worst news... The test show that you have alzheimer's and Cancer.. Patient: well at least I don't have Cancer..."

"Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants? By conducting a **Juan on Juan** meeting with every Juan of them."

"2 hunters walk into a bar... ...That was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'"

"Mom, what's an orgasm? Child: ""Mom, what's an orgasm?"" Mom: ""I don't know, dear. I never had one."" Dad: (Thinking) ""This bitch."""

"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."

"A very drunk man walks into a bar He yells: two large beers and a packet of crisps please! Lady: sir, this is a library. Man, whispering: two large beers and a packet of crisps please!"

"Why 4D was invented ? Because yo mammas ass so fat it couldn't fit in 3D."

"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."