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Joke of the Day
"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."
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"If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you."
"Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers."
"We're not lost We're on Lo St"
"I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces."
"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."
"If I'm guilty of anything it's only of loving too much, insider trading, public indecency, treason, arson, jaywalking, piracy & cannibalism."
"What does the pedophile jew say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""
"I had a thought the other day Losing 15 pounds sounds a lot better in America than in England."
"Once upon a time I tried to make a joke in a music class Sadly, it fell flat."