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Joke of the Day

"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."

"9 out of 10 people agree... Gangbangs are AWESOME!"

"My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now. I said, ""there's gotta be strings attached."""

"Why does the police officer get up early in the morning? To beat the crowds."

"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"

"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."

"I had a goal to lose 20 Pounds by the end of the year. 30 pounds to go"

"What's the easiest way to condense milk? Mlk"

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."